Golf Quotes

“I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted”.
Author Unknown

“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing”.
Phyllis Diller

“After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour.  Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez, on his Puerto Rican accent

“I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make.”
Seve Ballesteros, explaining to a golf writer, who asked the question, “how did you manage to 4-putt the 16th green?” after the 1986 Masters Golf Tournament.

Born to golf.  Forced to work.
Author Unknown